Max Seymour

Max Seymour is rocketing (see rocket below) to fame as one of Manchester's finest poets. Named after his mother's measuring jug, he resides in Manchester's inclusive Didsbury area, where he wows guests with his wall to wall owl and vine fruit miscellanea.
He has recently published 'Money for Old Rupert', a splendid collection of richly illustrated pomes available exclusively from www.maxseymour.co.uk

Slinky Minky

I've got you
under my skin
if only you hadn't been
arsing around
when I was putting
that pond liner in

soiled goods... is a collection of poems + an exclusive interview, recorded in the Eli Recs Studio. Max even designed and cut his own lino cut for the cover - clever devil. Download it for free, or get it from Eli Records, PO Box 187, BB11 3GL, UK. £3.98 within EU inc P&P - or click here to go to the shopping basket page, and buy online using PayPal. (click here for postage & packing rest of world)

Download soiled goods...

soiled goods... Track listing: 1: Diary entry of a stone age woodworm; Here comes trouble; Chloe Wilkinson is dead hairy; Stink bomb monkey. 2: To the ends of the earth; The pitfalls of falling out of love with a medieval princess; Tengo allergia a nueces; Mary had a little lump; One night stand up. 3: Cold paws warm feet; Every time you say "good boy" I cry a little; Love fifteen; Nurse is my wife here. 4: Little whiskers in the jelly wood. 5: Interview with Mike Best.

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